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[Bathroom Reading] Head Coach Baconator to coach one last game in Week 11

Post by QDaManQ on Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:58 am

Just when it seemed like the Oakland Raiders worries of finding a head coach were over, Head Coach The Baconator announced in a press conference that he was quitting his position after the Week 11 match-up with the San Diego Chargers.

"I just felt like I proved everything I needed to with this team, turning them around and leading them 7-1. I also realized that coaching a Basketball team is more my thing, so I'll probably go do that. Or I'll just sit on my pile of cash and eat Cheez-Its for the rest of my life." - Baconator

When asked why this game in particular he chose to finish out he explained, "This team is the one that delivered our first loss. We came off of our bye week, undefeated, and they blew us out 24-7. Now they're coming off their bye week, and we hope to give them a little payback."

The Oakland Raiders have had monstrous performances in their previous two games, blowing out both the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos 33-6 and 59-21 respectively. A lot of it can be chalked up to the return of Derek Carr, but the run game has also been something to brag about.

"When Derek Carr got hurt, I was like "Oh sh*t, we can't really throw it with ol' noodle arm (Matt McGlon) over here. So I spent a lot of time with the Offensive Coordinator, and we designed a whole new playbook around this team and their running game. That's what got us through the two Carr-less games, and it's made our team even better with his return. We are definitely a force to be reckoned with, we just won't know if I'm very good in the Playoffs, we'll just say I am."

A lot of fans will groan as Dennis Allen will probably be rehired (until a more qualified coach decides to take the job), but at least they got to enjoy the win streak while it lasted.

"And to the next guy who takes over, Just Win Baby!"


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Re: [Bathroom Reading] Head Coach Baconator to coach one last game in Week 11

Post by Anthony93 on Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:01 pm

No worries Kyle Johnson "sevenArrows" will be coming in as The Raiders head coach/ownership/gm , with passion and a deep love for the organization being a die hard life long raiders fan.


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