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Post by SwissyVictory on Sun Oct 05, 2014 7:52 pm

I would like to welcome members of the media, and the other coaches and owners of the league to my first press conference as Coach of the Miami Dolphins.  

After the embarrassing 35-3 loss to the Lions, I was promoted from my lonely job as SnowFlake (our fearful mascot)'s tank cleaner to Head Coach.  Many are saying that a team can not win a super bowl with a new coach swapped in in the middle of the season, especially one with as little experience, and as ugly as me.  To them, let it be known I have been hearing that my whole life.  As the Demi-God son of Poseidon, I have been told time and time again that I can never achieve anything more then "fighting crime" or "slaying hydras".  Today my many beautiful mermaid wives, and Head Coaching job beg to differ.  So I say the dolphins can, and will win the super bowl this year, and every year following.  

As with a new coach, I comes a new scheme.  I am moving the defense from a 4-3 to a 3-4, in hopes of creating mass confusion and chaos on and off the field.  As the combined win-loss ratio for my upcoming opponents is  25-40(38.5%) I find that this should be doable.  

Thank you all, go Dolphins!  


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Post by Anthony93 on Mon Oct 06, 2014 2:12 am

Welcome to the league from Seattle


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