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[Bathroom Reading] Not so special team(s).

Post by QDaManQ on Sat Sep 20, 2014 4:01 pm

The expectations following the bye week in the Raider Nation was that the Oakland Raiders would come out of their break strong, rested, and ready to continue their undefeated streak to keep their reign of the AFC West.

What happened instead was nightmare material.



On the first drive of the game, Sebastian Janikowski (Who really knows how to spell this dudes name, am I right?) missed a 19 yard field goal that caused some spectators to laugh uncontrollably.

"It was like I was watching a Madden game gone wrong." -One disappointed Raiders fan turned Chargers fan.

With some hope on the horizon, the defense made another stop on the Chargers intimidating offense. Within the 30 yard line on the opponent's side of the field, the rookie QB was determined to put a score on the board, and decided to take the Read option up the field, ignoring the nagging voice in the back of his mind telling him to slide, and was crushed by two defensive players, breaking his thumb in fifteen kinds of ways.

"It really sucks." -Derek Carr, on life support in the Madden 15 hospital.

At that moment the backup Quarterback, Matt Mcgloin, had his opportunity to take the reigns and save the Oakland Raiders undefeated streak. It was almost an exact replica of last season when Terelle Pryor had a concussion, and McGloin stepped in to win the game.

For a moment there, with Darren McFadden's twenty-something yard counter run for a TD, there was hope that the team may eek out a win despite the fatal injury. However, as the stats will tell, the pressure was far too great on the backup Quarterback, and the kicker missed another god damn field goal.

"I thought we were trying to go 4-12 again..." The confused kicker explained after being screamed at for missing the second consecutive field goal.

"I'm not going to put the blame on anyone, as I am the head coach after all, but... f*ck the kicker." -Coach Pimp Daddy in the press conference following the game.

After the game finished, the Oakland Raiders acquired Josh Freeman from free agency, apparently seeing some potential in him to step up into Derek Carr's role, as McGloin clearly didn't make the cut.

All in all, the Oakland Raiders lost at home 24-7, and now must put on their A game in a division that's up for grabs.
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Re: [Bathroom Reading] Not so special team(s).

Post by Qroze on Sat Sep 20, 2014 4:10 pm

Good read. Nice touch with pic. Lol
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Re: [Bathroom Reading] Not so special team(s).

Post by Ent on Sat Sep 20, 2014 4:13 pm

Haha. Awesome

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Re: [Bathroom Reading] Not so special team(s).

Post by QDaManQ on Sat Sep 20, 2014 4:17 pm

Once we get to the second half of the season, I think I'm going to make trailers for upcoming games Razz
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Re: [Bathroom Reading] Not so special team(s).

Post by archf1end on Sat Sep 20, 2014 6:10 pm

I wasn't aware our game was being streamed on twitch. I think trailers would be pretty awesome. again, sorry about carr.
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Re: [Bathroom Reading] Not so special team(s).

Post by QDaManQ on Sat Sep 20, 2014 6:44 pm

I like to stream all the games I play! And I'll make one for our rematch Wink And it was inevitable, this engine likes to injure all the Raiders all the time Razz
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Post by QDaManQ on Sat Sep 20, 2014 6:46 pm

I'm gonna try Josh Freeman in the next game, that throw power is epic.
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