Welcome to the Jungle

by Skrek Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:36 pm

So Jacksonville Jaguar fans knew it was time for a change when, two years ago, Saints Coach Sean Payton temporarily lifted the bounty rewards for injuring players when facing off against the Jaguars, stating "it's probably better if we just keep them all in the game". The Jags have become a real life Bad News Bears, which has what's left of the fans clamoring for change. Well, change has finally come. And his name is Skrek, with 2 "K"s. Unlike his green counterpart, this urban ogre doesn't have a magic potion or a talking donkey. What he does have is a drive and determination to make this franchise the envy of 31 other teams.

After a preliminary look at the current roster, Coach Skrek knew he had his work cut out for him when he discovered that the only player on the roster with a rating higher than 84 was his kicker. Ouch. While there may be a couple of diamonds in the rough, the truth is there's a lot more rough than diamonds. Time to roll up the sleeves and get to work...